amson said:

part1.
churches in 2030
below is how nigerian churches will
become in 2030.
PASTORraise the lord
CONGREGATION:halleluyah
PASTOR:can we please turn on our ipads
and kindle bibles to exodus 20:1.when u
are done,kindly switch on ur bluetooth to
receive the sermon.please have ur debit
cards ready as we shall now collect tithes
and offering.you can connect to the church
WIFI using password lord99087.and as for
the renovation donations,u are welcome to
contribute via EFT or mobile banking.the
holy atmosphere is truly electric as ipads
beep and flicker.
CHURCH SECRETARY:this week's meeting
will be on the various whatsapp groups .so
pls dnt miss out.wednesday bible teaching
will be held live on skype @1100hrsGMT.by
the way,u may follow the pastor on twitter
for couselling and dont forget our weekly
prayers on youtube.GOD bless u all.amen.

Bar Alade said:
LATEST JOKE PLS READ
.My neighbour's wife gave birth to Twins
yesterday night, He told me he is tired of
regular names for twins like: Peter & Paul,
Victor & Victoria. So he has been
disturbing
me for some suggestions. After racking
my
brains for some hours, I was able to come
up With these swaggalicious names for his
twins. So which do u prefer i suggest to
him..
~ Tom & Jerry
~ Tithe & Offering
~ Praise & Worship
~ Copy & Paste
~ Find & Replace
~ demand & Supply
~ point & kill
~ Open & Close
~ Facebook & Twitter
~ Input & Output.
~ boko & haram
~ waec & neco
You can also contribute if
you have any in
mind.
*Can I have your suggestions pleaseee?*

@Oyewale said:


I saw exactly this same joke in year 496BC