HOPEHYEHMIH 1 said:
Conversation Between An Officer in A Department And A Candidate Seeking For A Job.
Officer: What is your name?
.
Candidate: Mp sir.
Officer: What does that mean?.
Candidate: Modupe Pius sir.
Officer: Your father's name?.
Candidate: Mp sir.
Officer: What does that mean?.
Candidate: Moshood Pius sir.
Officer: Your native place?.
Candidate: Mp sir.
Officer: Is it Minna port?.
Candidate: No. Makurdi purum sir.
Officer: What is your qualification?.
Candidate: Mp sir.
Officer: (Angry) What is it?.
Candidate: Metric pass.
Officer: Why do you need a job?.
Candidate: Mp sir.
Officer: Meaning?.
Candidate: Money problem sir.
Officer: What is your personality?.
Candidate: Mp sir.
Officer: Will you explain yourself and stop wasting my time.
Candidate: Monocratic personality.
Officer: I see, no wonder. I will get back to you.
Candidate: So sir, how's my Mp?.
Officer: What's that again?.
Candidate: My performance.
Officer: Mp.
Candidate: Meaning?.
Officer: Mental problem.
One word for the Candidate.

HOPEHYEHMIH 1 said:
A house boy Akpos, usually sneaked into his boss' room, drinks his wine and adds water to top it up.
One day his boss bought a
new wine called pasties, it was a french wine that changes colour if water is added on it.
Akpos unaware of this, sneaked into his boss' room, drank the new wine and added water on it.
All of a sudden, it started changing colour.
Akpos whispered to himself; I am in trouble, big trouble.
He ran to the kitchen.
Later in the day, the boss and his wife were sitted in the parlour.
Akpos was in the kitchen.
The boss called out; Akpos.
Akpos shouted; Oga.
The boss asked; Who drank my pasties?
Akpos did not reply.
The boss asked again; Who drank my pasties?
Akpos did not reply.
The boss walked to the kitchen and saw Akpos there and asked; Are you insane or what? Why when i call, you say "Oga" but when i ask you a question you don't answer me.
Akpos replied; Oga when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything, except your
name.
The boss said; Is that so. Okay go to the parlour, stand beside madam and ask me a question while i stand here.
Akpos went and did what the boss said.
He called out; Ogaaaaaa..
The boss replied; Yes Akpos.
Akpos asked; Who goes into the maid's room when madam is not at home?
The boss did not reply.
Akpos shouted; Ogaaaaaa!!! Are you hearing me, i say who is sneaking into the house girl room when madam is not at home.
The boss did not reply.
He ran out of the kitchen to the parlour and said; Wonders shall never end. Akpos, it is true o, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything at all, except one's name.
His wife said; That's not true. It's a lie.
Akpos then said; Madam, do you want to be tested?
She said yes and Akpos told her to enter the kitchen which she did.
Akpos then called out; Madam.
She answered; Yes Akpos.
Akpos asked; Who is Johnny's biological Father? Me or
Oga.
Madam rushed out of the kitchen and said; This kitchen needs to be fumigated, i can't understand anything at all.
One word for Akpos.

Maxibrainz said:
meanin pls

Maxibrainz said:

pathetic and shameful