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Lwkmd 10/09/2014 21:42
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Lolz, Funny you guy.
bimbim007 said:
A four year old girl walks in while her father is dressing
in the bedroom. She looks at his privates and points
at his ??? and ask, "Dad! What's that thing between
your legs?"
The dad replies, "I don't know."
She goes to the kitchen and finds her mom, "Mom.
What's that long thing between dad's legs?"
Her mom instead of explaining things to her, replies, "I
don't know."
A week later, when her mom was coming home from
work, the little girl ran to her and says, "Mom! You
refuse to tell me the name of that thing between dad's
legs. I have finally figured it out myself. It's a
toothbrush!"
The mom laughs, then ask, "How do you know that?"
The little girl explains, "When I came back from school
this morning, I saw aunty Nana (the Maid) kneeling in
front of dad, brushing her teeth with dad's toothbrush
and sure enough, there was toothpaste all over her
mouth."
The mum fainted! Gud evning guyz lol

10/09/2014 21:43
  - Div/Gr
1095 msgs.
International
RCCG said:
Ola on top said:
Sturgart said:
Let talk on your team focus
Ola on top said:
Sturgart said:
Then beat the beat and let the drum speak
Ola on top said:
let the chart begin


na u be the header for here make u start


my own team focus is that to reach div1 in the next two season

Lol.. I no say within 3 seasons u go reach Dv 0

lolz c...u
10/09/2014 22:15
  - Div/Gr
Username
8010 msgs.
Golden Ball
Indeed
bimbim007 said:
A four year old girl walks in while her father is dressing
in the bedroom. She looks at his privates and points
at his ??? and ask, "Dad! What's that thing between
your legs?"
The dad replies, "I don't know."
She goes to the kitchen and finds her mom, "Mom.
What's that long thing between dad's legs?"
Her mom instead of explaining things to her, replies, "I
don't know."
A week later, when her mom was coming home from
work, the little girl ran to her and says, "Mom! You
refuse to tell me the name of that thing between dad's
legs. I have finally figured it out myself. It's a
toothbrush!"
The mom laughs, then ask, "How do you know that?"
The little girl explains, "When I came back from school
this morning, I saw aunty Nana (the Maid) kneeling in
front of dad, brushing her teeth with dad's toothbrush
and sure enough, there was toothpaste all over her
mouth."
The mum fainted! Gud evning guyz lol

10/09/2014 22:16
  - Div/Gr
1095 msgs.
International
RCCG said:
Ola on top said:
can you belive that this guy am playing with hav send me warning message not to underrate is team

Lol.. wat was ur comment after u trashed him den

as simple as this "shame on you, na my second team trashed you down
10/09/2014 22:17
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8010 msgs.
Golden Ball
Abio
RCCG said:
Sturgart said:
Haha!!!! Season 0 for were?
RCCG said:
Ola on top said:
Sturgart said:
Let talk on your team focus
Ola on top said:
Sturgart said:
Then beat the beat and let the drum speak
Ola on top said:
let the chart begin


na u be the header for here make u start


my own team focus is that to reach div1 in the next two season

Lol.. I no say within 3 seasons u go reach Dv 0


Lol.. as hin con b say hin wan dey fly go ni

10/09/2014 22:18
  - Div/Gr
1095 msgs.
International
bimbim007 said:
A four year old girl walks in while her father is dressing
in the bedroom. She looks at his privates and points
at his ??? and ask, "Dad! What's that thing between
your legs?"
The dad replies, "I don't know."
She goes to the kitchen and finds her mom, "Mom.
What's that long thing between dad's legs?"
Her mom instead of explaining things to her, replies, "I
don't know."
A week later, when her mom was coming home from
work, the little girl ran to her and says, "Mom! You
refuse to tell me the name of that thing between dad's
legs. I have finally figured it out myself. It's a
toothbrush!"
The mom laughs, then ask, "How do you know that?"
The little girl explains, "When I came back from school
this morning, I saw aunty Nana (the Maid) kneeling in
front of dad, brushing her teeth with dad's toothbrush
and sure enough, there was toothpaste all over her
mouth."
The mum fainted! Gud evning guyz lol

lolz,... please dont kill me with your comedy na dainy i de
10/09/2014 22:21
  - Div/Gr
1095 msgs.
International
bimbim007 said:
A four year old girl walks in while her father is dressing
in the bedroom. She looks at his privates and points
at his ??? and ask, "Dad! What's that thing between
your legs?"
The dad replies, "I don't know."
She goes to the kitchen and finds her mom, "Mom.
What's that long thing between dad's legs?"
Her mom instead of explaining things to her, replies, "I
don't know."
A week later, when her mom was coming home from
work, the little girl ran to her and says, "Mom! You
refuse to tell me the name of that thing between dad's
legs. I have finally figured it out myself. It's a
toothbrush!"
The mom laughs, then ask, "How do you know that?"
The little girl explains, "When I came back from school
this morning, I saw aunty Nana (the Maid) kneeling in
front of dad, brushing her teeth with dad's toothbrush
and sure enough, there was toothpaste all over her
mouth."
The mum fainted! Gud evning guyz lol

kuuukuuu i need some water
10/09/2014 22:22
  - Div/Gr
Username
5280 msgs.
Golden Ball
Aabbey10 said:

U too gud bro....

Nice game
10/09/2014 22:53
  - Div/Gr
Username
5280 msgs.
Golden Ball
RCCG said:
Ola on top said:
Sturgart said:
Let talk on your team focus
Ola on top said:
Sturgart said:
Then beat the beat and let the drum speak
Ola on top said:
let the chart begin


na u be the header for here make u start


my own team focus is that to reach div1 in the next two season

Lol.. I no say within 3 seasons u go reach Dv 0

Lol,nd u go reach div -1
10/09/2014 22:54
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