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Lwkmd | 10/09/2014 21:42 |
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Lolz, Funny you guy. bimbim007 said: A four year old girl walks in while her father is dressing in the bedroom. She looks at his privates and points at his ??? and ask, "Dad! What's that thing between your legs?" The dad replies, "I don't know." She goes to the kitchen and finds her mom, "Mom. What's that long thing between dad's legs?" Her mom instead of explaining things to her, replies, "I don't know." A week later, when her mom was coming home from work, the little girl ran to her and says, "Mom! You refuse to tell me the name of that thing between dad's legs. I have finally figured it out myself. It's a toothbrush!" The mom laughs, then ask, "How do you know that?" The little girl explains, "When I came back from school this morning, I saw aunty Nana (the Maid) kneeling in front of dad, brushing her teeth with dad's toothbrush and sure enough, there was toothpaste all over her mouth." The mum fainted! Gud evning guyz lol |
10/09/2014 21:43 |
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RCCG said: Ola on top said: Sturgart said: Let talk on your team focus Ola on top said: Sturgart said: Then beat the beat and let the drum speak Ola on top said: let the chart begin na u be the header for here make u start my own team focus is that to reach div1 in the next two season Lol.. I no say within 3 seasons u go reach Dv 0 lolz c...u |
10/09/2014 22:15 |
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Indeed bimbim007 said: A four year old girl walks in while her father is dressing in the bedroom. She looks at his privates and points at his ??? and ask, "Dad! What's that thing between your legs?" The dad replies, "I don't know." She goes to the kitchen and finds her mom, "Mom. What's that long thing between dad's legs?" Her mom instead of explaining things to her, replies, "I don't know." A week later, when her mom was coming home from work, the little girl ran to her and says, "Mom! You refuse to tell me the name of that thing between dad's legs. I have finally figured it out myself. It's a toothbrush!" The mom laughs, then ask, "How do you know that?" The little girl explains, "When I came back from school this morning, I saw aunty Nana (the Maid) kneeling in front of dad, brushing her teeth with dad's toothbrush and sure enough, there was toothpaste all over her mouth." The mum fainted! Gud evning guyz lol |
10/09/2014 22:16 |
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RCCG said: Ola on top said: can you belive that this guy am playing with hav send me warning message not to underrate is team Lol.. wat was ur comment after u trashed him den as simple as this "shame on you, na my second team trashed you down |
10/09/2014 22:17 |
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Abio RCCG said: Sturgart said: Haha!!!! Season 0 for were? RCCG said: Ola on top said: Sturgart said: Let talk on your team focus Ola on top said: Sturgart said: Then beat the beat and let the drum speak Ola on top said: let the chart begin na u be the header for here make u start my own team focus is that to reach div1 in the next two season Lol.. I no say within 3 seasons u go reach Dv 0 Lol.. as hin con b say hin wan dey fly go ni |
10/09/2014 22:18 |
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bimbim007 said: A four year old girl walks in while her father is dressing in the bedroom. She looks at his privates and points at his ??? and ask, "Dad! What's that thing between your legs?" The dad replies, "I don't know." She goes to the kitchen and finds her mom, "Mom. What's that long thing between dad's legs?" Her mom instead of explaining things to her, replies, "I don't know." A week later, when her mom was coming home from work, the little girl ran to her and says, "Mom! You refuse to tell me the name of that thing between dad's legs. I have finally figured it out myself. It's a toothbrush!" The mom laughs, then ask, "How do you know that?" The little girl explains, "When I came back from school this morning, I saw aunty Nana (the Maid) kneeling in front of dad, brushing her teeth with dad's toothbrush and sure enough, there was toothpaste all over her mouth." The mum fainted! Gud evning guyz lol lolz,... please dont kill me with your comedy na dainy i de |
10/09/2014 22:21 |
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bimbim007 said: A four year old girl walks in while her father is dressing in the bedroom. She looks at his privates and points at his ??? and ask, "Dad! What's that thing between your legs?" The dad replies, "I don't know." She goes to the kitchen and finds her mom, "Mom. What's that long thing between dad's legs?" Her mom instead of explaining things to her, replies, "I don't know." A week later, when her mom was coming home from work, the little girl ran to her and says, "Mom! You refuse to tell me the name of that thing between dad's legs. I have finally figured it out myself. It's a toothbrush!" The mom laughs, then ask, "How do you know that?" The little girl explains, "When I came back from school this morning, I saw aunty Nana (the Maid) kneeling in front of dad, brushing her teeth with dad's toothbrush and sure enough, there was toothpaste all over her mouth." The mum fainted! Gud evning guyz lol kuuukuuu i need some water |
10/09/2014 22:22 |
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Aabbey10 said: U too gud bro.... Nice game |
10/09/2014 22:53 |
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RCCG said: Ola on top said: Sturgart said: Let talk on your team focus Ola on top said: Sturgart said: Then beat the beat and let the drum speak Ola on top said: let the chart begin na u be the header for here make u start my own team focus is that to reach div1 in the next two season Lol.. I no say within 3 seasons u go reach Dv 0 Lol,nd u go reach div -1 |
10/09/2014 22:54 |
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