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Talk now! | 23/10/2014 19:58 |
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Always there..... Guys i need a CF 68 upward | 23/10/2014 19:58 |
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Go market now! | 23/10/2014 20:00 |
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No meaningfull player... | 23/10/2014 20:01 |
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Ok. I thought as much | 23/10/2014 20:02 |
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Egor Sokolov | 23/10/2014 20:03 |
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Makopolo what of MOMOIJ? | 23/10/2014 20:07 |
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Does playas r d playas m using guy | 23/10/2014 20:12 |
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YORUBA MOTHERS!!! Yorùbá mothers are one of the best when it comes to child upbringing. Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will make you think you were adopted. IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly! The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot. IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation. ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants. Now ABARA is the worst... And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps aforementioned at once! OH! IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's go home and u will say it's in my pocket ma. Lol God bless our parents for the good upbringing. |
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LAUGH MATTER An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother's burial. After lowering the coffin, the family put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave in line with tradition. A Hausa Man asked why? The Edo man smiled and said, "According to our tradition, the dead go on a long journey and need all the food items they can get". The Hausa man dropped N100,000 inside and said, "When the food finish, buy more". The Yoruba man dropped N50,000 and said, "Add this incase it's not enough." The Igbo man smiled and brought out his cheque book and wrote a cheque of N200,000, dropped it in the coffin and took the N150,000 notes as change, then said "Nwanne, withdraw it when you reach dia oooo!!.. It is going to be a dangerous journey, we don't know how many robbers are out there and afterall we are in a cashless economy. Travel well oooo!.1 Word 4 igbo man |
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