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dele u can give me the team I will manage it for u | 28/10/2014 13:39 |
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Uhmmm! | 28/10/2014 13:40 |
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Dele b usin it buh dn't use it to cheat | 28/10/2014 13:42 |
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JUST IMAGINE WHO WISHES U WELL! 1. The lawyer hopes you get in trouble. 2. The doctor hopes you get sick. 3. The policeman hopes you commit crime. 4. The teacher hopes you are born stupid. 5. The landlord hopes that you don't build a house. 6. The prostitute hopes you don't marry. 7. The dentist hopes your teeth decay. 8. The mechanic hopes that your car breaks down. 9. The coffin-maker wants you dead. 10. Only a thief wishes you prosperity in Life!Hug a thief next to you and call the police. |
28/10/2014 13:54 |
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BACK IN THE DAYS ********************** Just thought of some crazy things we did as kids, and couldn't help but laugh. Those moment wen u challenge someone to a yabbing (cursing, insulting) competition. You will b like: - Ur mama sit on top akara no oil commot. - D tallest man 4 ur village dey use ladder climb maggi. - See your scatter scatter teeth like devil calculator. - You mess, babangida repeat primary one. - Two kulikuli surround ur village nobody escape. - U sheet here sheet here sheet here, dey find the LCM. - Gerrout, U bombastic element. - With ur big belle like alleluya band. - U enta room wey AC dey, u shout Chai! Hamatan dey! - Ur black yansh like devil bible. - D richest man for una town dey use wheelbarrow go work.. Keep it rolling add more. |
28/10/2014 13:55 |
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YORUBA MOTHERS!!! Yorùbá mothers are one of the best when it comes to child upbringing. Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will make you think you were adopted. IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly! The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot. IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation. ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants. Now ABARA is the worst... And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps aforementioned at once! OH! IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's go home and u will say it's in my pocket ma. Lol God bless our parents for the good upbringing. |
28/10/2014 13:56 |
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Relationship is one thing that can mess up your life. Be prayerful and sensitive when falling in LOVE. Love can turn a bright future to a miserable life. its painful to know the person you love is actually in love with somebody else. its more painful to fall in love with a person who has another thing in mind. Every relationship is a game of RISK. No one can say which one is really going to WORK. Some relationship mistakes can cause a life regret . Search for a good heart not a beautiful face. Beautiful things are not always good, but good things are always beautiful. Age and pressure is never a reason to date. If you are single and not committed, sometimes means God is putting you on reserve for the one you deserve. |
28/10/2014 13:56 |
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You can delete the team i you wish but you are cut you wil loose your team because you charge for oppening 2accout but if you are smart is Notting meet on 2go add gunblast let me tel u wot to do on 2go where our message wil be save dele1 said: my felow um's tell me wot 2 do, my broda left a team 4 me nd i have my own team, he open this team on my phone durin d holiday b4 he left 4 skul. Should i quit d team or manage it wit my own? Edited by FAR JOE 28-10-2014 15:38 |
28/10/2014 15:29 |
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The coufy maker Lamidee said: JUST IMAGINE WHO WISHES U WELL! 1. The lawyer hopes you get in trouble. 2. The doctor hopes you get sick. 3. The policeman hopes you commit crime. 4. The teacher hopes you are born stupid. 5. The landlord hopes that you don't build a house. 6. The prostitute hopes you don't marry. 7. The dentist hopes your teeth decay. 8. The mechanic hopes that your car breaks down. 9. The coffin-maker wants you dead. 10. Only a thief wishes you prosperity in Life!Hug a thief next to you and call the police. |
28/10/2014 15:33 |
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BREAKING NEWS we want to start RANKING our managers games here in {U.M} to know is the best we wil count your leauge,private leauge,striker cup,{U.M} STAFF CUP,UM CONFIDERATION CUP points to gether to rank you it does not mater you divion we will count and Rank every manager in 1 group |
28/10/2014 15:46 |
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