Juhulius said:
An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa man were lost in a forest and then captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step was to go deep into the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruits. The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits.
The Yoruba man came back and said to the king, "I
brought 10 apples." Then the king explained the trial to him, "You have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed." The first apple went in, but on the second one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The Igbo man arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed. The Yoruba man and Igbo man met in heaven and the Yoruba man asked, "Why did you laugh? You almost got away with the trial." The Igbo man replied, "I couldn't help it,when I saw the Hausa man coming with Watermelons!"

Nel-nino said:
Yoruba Mothers are one of the best when it
comes to child upbringing. Yoruba mothers
produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. Ds slaps will make u think u were adopted. IGBATI will make u correct ur wrongs instantly! The beauty of IFOTI is,u will confess ur sins on the spot. IGBARUN,IGBAJU and IFORUN will make u
expose those who committed the crime with u
without hesitation. ABARA and ILADI will make
u pee in your new pants. Now, ABARA is the
worst...And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI. When u
receive dat one, you'll lose balance and ur head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit u. Ds will make u do all d actions of the other slaps above at once. OH! IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). God bless our mothers & happy mothers day 2 all mothers out there!!!

Edited by Nel-nino 30-03-2014 23:00

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